Pam and the Cats

One day Pam Vodenova and I were hanging out upstairs and the cats were sleeping. Pam had an idea to wake up the cats. I told her that it was a bad idea but she did it anyway. The cats were furious and attacked her. She told them she was sorry and the became friends and ate ice cream. Ice cream is good.

Box Cats

My sister is a girl scout. She sells cookies to the neighbors and relatives. That means we always have a large number of boxes. My cats love sitting in all the empty boxes. I asked them why and they just looked at me. Also anything they could fit inside they sit in it. If they fit in it they sit in it. I do not mind because they don't destroy the boxes. My mom does not like them in there because they shed all there hair into the cookie boxes. They are cool. They give the cookies magical good taste.

Broken Computer Cats

This week I could not blog about the magical adventures I had with my cats. Tobi broke the computer. He was trying to login to Facebook and could  not. He got very mad and chewed through the wire. My family got very mad at him. He was a naughty cat. But it doesn't really matter because he is still magical.

Computer is Fixed now...

Basketball Cats

This week I went to my uncles house to play basketball. I brought a bag with a ball in it. What I did not know was that two michieveious cats got into it. When I arrived at my uncles house I was balling it up. Making 3's like it was my job. I was dunking on the 10 foot rim like it was a 3 foot rim. Just being a beast really. Later my friend who had 3 degree burns showed up, Anthony Bianchini. It was me and Bianchini versus my uncle. Me and Bianchini dominated and two cats crawled out of my bag. Tobi was on my uncles team and Jet was on our team. It was so nice again we dominated. Tobi had a record 98 points in one game. Jet was better though and had 187 points just in the first game. We all had a great time and had thousands of points combined. Next time I go to my uncles house I am definetly bringing my baller cats.

Unfriendly Cats

Based on a true story.

One day, Anthony Bianchini, a friend of mine was at my house. Jet and Tobi were upstairs and Anthony and I were downstairs. Jet comes down and lights Bianchini on fire. I started laughing but, he was scared. I got a fire extinguisher and put him out. Then Tobi came down and set him on fire. He was mad to get set on fire again. Then Jet came in and ate him and smiled.

The End.

Space Cats Part 3

The aliens were not aliens they were actually evil space cats with lasers. They chased us for a while but we got away. Then they cornered us. Then when me and Jet thought we were going to get shot with lasers, Tobi came out and rescued us with his lasers. I did not even know he had lasers. What a stud muffin. We went to Taco Bell and ate tacos. They were so good. A couple of the Space Cats were still alive it turns out they were not evil. They were actually quite friendly. We shared our tacos with them and talked about our planets. They were so happy with us that they sent us back through my computer and the cats and I were back at home safe. Everything went back to normal.

The End

Space Cats Part 2

When me and Jet got inside the computer we remained calm and did not panic. Jet was very mad at Tobi. The planet we were stuck in was exactly like earth, but no one was there. We decided to sit by a tree and think how we were supposed to get out of there. Jet was mad because his magic powers were not working. Then a big space ship came and small aliens came out.

To be continued........

Space Cats Part 1

Mr. Jefferson was typing on the computer one day. Tobi decided it would be a good idea to push him in to the computer. So Mr. Jefferson fell into the computer. He traveled through space, time, and space. He traveled to a different world. I jumped in after him to save him and we were stuck in another world. It was up to Tobi to get us out. Me and Mr. Jefferson did not know the crazy ordeals we would have to face in the computer.