Baking for the Cats

One day i woke up bright and early and decided to bake cookies. So I invited some friends over to bake all day. Then, Tobi and Jet walked in and started to help. When we finished making cookies we ate them while Tobi played the piano and Jet played saxaphone. They created amazing sounds of jazz and we offered them cookies and they excepted with smiles on their face. Then they got sick the next day and were immediately better due to the use of their magic powers.

Musical Cats

This weekend I left my guitar laying out by the couch. Tobi was sleeping right next to it. When Tobi woke up he started sniffing it. I didn't think about what he might do. So he starts walking on the the guitar and tries to play it.  He wasn't very good but he's a cat so I have to give him credit for at least trying. The next day i was playing keyboard in my room. Tobi again attracted to the music came in to my room and sat on the keyboard. I decided to put his cat treats on different keys so he can get the treats and play notes. He getting very good keyboard cat. I have trained him well. His favorite thing to play is Beat It by Michael Jackson. He is touring the world next year and might come to a town near you.

Lies About Cats

Most of my stories about my cats are not true. The names of the people have not been changed. The story about my cats going out the window and jumping off the roof and breaking his leg was untrue. I just needed to say that because this morning Mr. Jefferson almost broke his leg and i felt really guilty. But good news is that they really do have magic powers.

Rooftop Cats

My dad was still painting the walls. It was hot in the room he was painting so he opened the window. Mr. Jefferson and Tobi wandered into that room and climbed out the window. They go on to the rooftop and were up there all day. We tried to get them down, but they were too fast. At the end of the day they flew off the roof uninjured and awesome. My neighbor tried to get them down earlier and Tobi bit him and Mr. Jefferson shot lasers out of his eyes at him.

Tragic Cat Story

This weekend Mr. Jefferson escaped into my neighbors back yard. My sister and I went out to capture him and bring him back. My neighbor thought it was a squirrel and shot at him with a rifle. It broke my cats leg. My mom could not prove it so we could not sue. My neighbor did not even say sorry. Very impolite. My cat went to the vet to fix his leg. Mr. Jefferson used his magic powers to fix his leg. He can walk fine now. He's a beast.

Paint Cats

So my dad is painting the walls in the house. That's a problem though with two special cats, Jet and Tobi, running through the house. My dad couldn't stay at the house to watch them, so they were home alone. Jet and Tobi decided to open up a can of paint. Now Jet is a black cat so when he got into a can of white paint he looked kind of funny. Tobi is a tan cat and he was more covered than Jet. Luckily my dad just got home in time to clean them off. It took about an hour of cleaning (which the cats hated by the way) to get them completely cleaned off. Now they are back to normal and awesome as ever. Their super powers were not affected at all.

Christmas Cats

No animals were hurt in the following story, but a Christmas tree was. 

This Christmas I went out with my family to buy a Christmas tree. When we brought it home my cats started climbing inside of the tree. So we put it outside where the cats can't go. But they still found a way to climb in the tree. So we sprayed it with an anti-cat spray. That only made them eat it. So we left them home alone one day with the tree and when we came back it was just the stump and the branches. They removed all the ornaments and put them on the floor. My mom and dad were so mad that they had to go out and buy a new tree. Jet and Tobi were not punished.

The Cat Haiku

This is a Haiku about Jet and Tobi. Here it goes.

Laser cats are beast
Tobi makes Kool-Aid all day
Jet takes a big nap

That's a poem I made while drinking my Tobi's Kool-Aid.

Meet My Cats

My cats' names are Jet (Mr. Jefferson) and Tobi. Jet is an all black cat, even his whiskers. Tobi is a tan and white cat that has markings on him. Both in great shape and are indoor cats. They are indoor cats because my last cat got worms from being outside. These cats are too awesome to get worms, so that's why they don't go outside. They share many great adventures and stories together. Here are their stories.....


To be continued.